When Microsoft licensed "Start It Up" from the Rolling Stones (to the tune of $12 million) for the launch of Windows 95, the line they had in mind was "I'll never stop, never stop, never never never stop."

In reality, most people's experience with the product led them to believe a more appropriate line from the same song would have been, "You make a grown man cry."

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Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control;
these three alone lead one to sovereign power.
Tennyson