# Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

# Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

# Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

# Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

# Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

# Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

# If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

# If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

# If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON(R), how do they make TEFLON(R) stick to the pan?

# If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

# If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

# You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

# Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

# Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

# Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

# Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

# You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

# Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

# I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.

LMAO! These are classic. The phonetics one is great.

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I rather like "How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?"...mostly because for 26 years, my father was the roads and trails foreman at a national park. During the winter (up there, it was 9 months out of the year) he and his crew were the ones that removed the snow from the roads. That wasn't always an easy task in a place were 20-30 foot snow banks and 150 foot snow drifts are common, and it wasn't unusual for it to snow 3-4 feet overnight.

Incidentally, the answer is that he drives, just like everyone else. If you have a good crew, and they operate 24 hours a day like they did at the park, at most, you'd only have about 6-8 inches of snow to have to drive through, regardless of how high the snow banks were. They did a good job of keeping the roads plowed. (They DID have instances of getting snow removal equipment stuck once in awhile, though...)