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Old 1st November 2006, 01:12 AM
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Wanna Be A Pumpkin?

WANNA BE A PUMPKIN?

A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?"

The coworker replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from
the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then he
cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the
seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., and then He carves you a new smiling
face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."
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Old 1st November 2006, 01:14 AM
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Then when he's done, he cooks your seeds and makes a pie out of you. Then hulls the rest in the trash
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The seeds are planted and the stem folds back into the earth. I enjoyed the analogy, Ben.
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The seeds are planted and the stem folds back into the earth. I enjoyed the analogy, Ben.
Actually the seeds go into my belly! my mom would always roast them fresh with some salt.
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