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Butterfly Funny creation story - 20th July 2007, 02:04 PM

Enjoy! Someone sent this to me!!! Thought it was cute!


NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE!!!




In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.



Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and
Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"




And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're
at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.



And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,
and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
size 14.



S o God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.



God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish
and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.



God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate
cake and named it "Devil's Food."



God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would
not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried
before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.



Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.



God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man
replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It
is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.



God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.



Then Satan created HMOs.


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20th July 2007, 06:24 PM

That's a good one! Instead of being all that we could be we become more than we should be.


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20th July 2007, 11:53 PM

I have seen this before, but it is funnier every time.
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