At the start of a recent multi-religion gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on Fire!!!"

The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengence of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson, who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Unity Students proclaimed the fire had no power over them.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

The Mormons arrived ten minutes late to the meeting, and so missed the fire completely!!!

And the Satanists ran off with the matches

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You are the place where I find shelter left out in the cold.
You are the Hell in helter skelter

GeshtinnannaAnd the Satanists ran off with the matches