Three elderly sisters live together -- a 96-year-old, a 94-year-old, and a 92-year-old.
The oldest sister decides to take a bath, but when she puts her foot in the water, she pauses.
She calls to her middle sister downstairs, "Was I getting in or out?"
The middle sister says, "I don`t know, I`ll go check."
But when she begins to climb the stairs, she pauses and asks her youngest sister, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The youngest sister sits at the kitchen table, shaking her head and says to herself, "I hope I never get like that, knock on wood."
She raps the table three times with her knuckles, pauses, and calls up the stairs.
"I`ll be up there in the minute. Someone`s at the door!"

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Isn't this the blind leading the blind?

That's TOO funny! I think. Wait, what was the joke again?