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NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE MY DEARLY LOVED CATHOLIC FRIENDS (AS WELL AS THE OTHERS), YOU GOTTA ADMIT THIS IS FUNNY! NO OFFENSE INTENDED & NONE TAKEN, I HOPE!


The new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'Yes, I see,' and 'Yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'"

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, ... "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No s_ _ _... what happened next?"
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Yeah that is funny.... thanks for sharing it!!
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That is just too good. I have to pass this on, I hope you don't mind.
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Not at all! I am passing it on, cause I thought it was funny too : ) Feel free to make the world laugh and make this place a little lighter today.
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Not at all! I am passing it on, cause I thought it was funny too : ) Feel free to make the world laugh and make this place a little lighter today.
Lighter is something that we all need from time to time.
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I might have been that priest in another life. Toooooooo funny, thanks kiddo.
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