Ways To Maintain A Healthy
Level Of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're "Not In The Mood."

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

LOL I love them all. Some are a little to daring for me, but some I will have fun with ; )

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May your awareness be perfection

Those are pretty good Angeleyes

Tiptoe obviously through the airport and see if you are stopped.

Did this one with some very surprising results.

The others are very good. Thanks for my daily laugh.

I do no. 9 all the time!!!

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

I used to go to the opera a lot. I wanted to become an opera singer and actually took singing lessons for 3 1/2 years. (My brother asks me whenever I sing, what I did with the money : )

But....Whenever I sat in the opera and listend, I lost all sence of time and space. I could hardly hold myself back from jumping up and singing along. I had to hold onto the chair and keep pulling my attention away from the music. No...really!

I had a hard time to just listen and not get pulled into it. I became one with the Music LOL

I might have been an opera singer in a previous life, right after being a nun LOL

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May your awareness be perfection

.... a few years age, a policeman in Kings Lynn, Norfolk (ENGLAND ) tried out his radar gun on a plane. It was an RAF plane, and it's detection system thought that an enemy had 'locked on' to it, so it in turn automatically locked on to the source, and the pilot had to over-ride the plane's response.


Peace, Love, & Light

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"An object is perceived, or not perceived, according as the mind is, or is not, tinged with the colour of the object. "
Patanjali - Sutra 4:17

gotta share these, I hope that's o.k.!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see why not - someone either e-mailed them to me or I got them off the internet. No author.... no copywrite.