Top 10 dog peeves


'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!


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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food
chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

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"Philosophy is a walk on a slippery rock
Religion is a smile on a dog."

These are cute!!!!

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These are too funny. My mom went to Germany for 5 weeks and left her puppy with us. We have a border Collie and a "new" 1 year old yorki that is having a hard time remembering that buisness is done only out side. We use the dog training approach we were taught in dog traing: ignor bad behavior and reward good. My mom's puppy was already house trained but that stopped when she came to our house.

I can imagine my yorki told her : "This is dog heaven. Here you can pee and poop where ever you want." ....and she did.

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Have you tried crate training (what most vets recommend)? We did this with our mutt, Colby, and rarely have an accident.

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"Philosophy is a walk on a slippery rock
Religion is a smile on a dog."

Prior to getting our yorki she was in a home where she spent most of the time in the crate. She did her business in there and had it all over her. She sees her crate as a bathroom. We have tried everything, but she is so darn cute, that we just gave up, clean behind her and don't ever put her in the crate anymore. It has gotten better, expecial now that my Mom is back and we don't have the puppy any more. I am convinced that this too shall pass LOL. God thanks for wooden floors, tiles, paper towels and Mr. Clean : )

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SO cute - I already sent it to my ex and his wife who have a wimeriemer (I have no clue how to spell that ) We have a new pet also, a ragdoll kitten. They're almost as cute a yorkies!!

What is a ragdoll kitten??????

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Ok that explains alot. She was not offered the opportunity to take advantage of her nature. She was forced to elimate in her "den" Poor doggie.

I don't have a solution for this problem.

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"Philosophy is a walk on a slippery rock
Religion is a smile on a dog."

Viv - A ragdoll cat is a fairly recent breed (since the 70's). They're longhaired and they are large cats. They have alot of the personality of a dog; they follow you around, bring you their toys, etc...... They're quite beautiful too. Here's a photo of our kitten (this is the first time I've tried to post a photo, so I don't know if it will work.............

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Yeah, I did it! At first, I couldn't get it small enough, then I got it small and it wouldn't post. But finally I got it - not bad for a 50+ kind of person. :-D