A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown


When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
---Steven Wright"

In my day, we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction."
---Bill Flavin

"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"
---Courtney Huston

"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
Dan Spencer

"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in."
Mick Miller.

"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
Jeff Raskin

. "Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater."
Albert Einstein

Thanks so much. Mondays always need a funny pick me up.

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"Philosophy is a walk on a slippery rock
Religion is a smile on a dog."

headed out back to get some barbed wire...

I'll bet it works, too!

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What do you call a broken Internet ?

'' Internot ''

click the 'below' please . Also , watch in 'full screen' ,This is so funny .

YouTube - SPIKE JONES & CITY SLICKERS - COCKTAILS FOR TWO - 1945

''Spike Jones Murders the Classics'', Spike Jones ,, what a genius , yep .

Enjoy , my Net friends .

Sincerely ,

The mooomooo

Great thread! How about 'inter-nyet' moomoo? --Steve--

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That which the Lord hath ordained as the sovereign remedy and mightiest instrument for the healing of all the world is the union of all its peoples in one universal Cause, one common Faith
(Baha'u'llah, Gleanings from the Writings of Baha'u'llah, p. 255)