I found this elsewhere.

From Craiglist:

God has a sense of humor. Everytime someone predicts the end of the world, he pushes it back a little.



Comments?

I have noticed that God puts sometimes more hours in some days then in others. And it's always on those days that I hope would go faster.

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Isn't that the truth? God has more of a sense of humor than I thought.

God loves fun.

--Sri Sri Ravi Shankar ( founder of the Art of Living Foundation )

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The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is reason.

---Thomas Paine

When l found a new way to win the lottery by combining two energies in a way not yet known today , and because l know how it works l asked our Lord , if l could try it , not for the money but just to see if it does work .

God said , "yes" .

So l did 'the thing',, and low and behold the next day it won and payed 200 dollars .

I had to do it again and since l already knew God would not let me use this energy nexus for my own gain l had to ask our Lord , God , again .

I asked , " Lord may l try it 'one more time' just to make sure l know it works ? "

and God said , "sure" .

So l did it again and the next day it won and payed another 200 dollars .

I was devistated and l said to God , " Now l am going to try the million dollar lottery and become rich ok ?"

And God said ,

" No no no , I said "one more time" and that means no more " .

I knew l could not go against God at this point in my experiments and l said ,

" That was pretty sneaky Lord " and l laughed and thought ,

" What a sense of humour God has ,,,

oh well at least l know it works " .

It is humorous, isn't it? And I used to think prophecy was all alot of bunk. But my feelings have changed - now I don't find anything impossible.

As far as humor goes, I think it's something religion is severely lacking in. It's interesting that when you read some of the near-death experiences (Betty Eadie's comes to mind), there are many that speak of meeting Jesus and recall not only his non-judgementalness, but his wonderufl sense of humor.

And as far as predicting the end of the world, such prophecies may be necessary to get some people off their butts, so to speak. I think it's possible for people to tap into the future as one scenario, an "if-things-keep-going-the-way-they're-going" type of thing. We may see our "future" yet still have the choice in creating a different one.

Just my thoughts....

WARNING..... this is just theory and not my personal beliefs .



Suppose there is nothing funny and humour was a 'concept in application' to keep us off the main track of Truth .

When a person slips on a banana peel we laugh, if he is not hurt , but really it is not funny and the slip was due to something such as him not paying attention etc .

When a baby smiles or say burps in a 'funny' way we laugh in innocent humour of the baby's cute way but really it was just a burp and nothing else and in reality , not funny .

In our application of humour we distort what is there and the laugh feels good .

However ,in reality there is nothing funny and since we laugh at something that isn't funny we are actually laughing at something that really isn't there .

There is an energy in application here on Earth and it has incorporated itself into our daily living and behaviour . It isn't supposed to be here just as humour is not supposed to be here .

There is a common denominator or connection .

If Man continues as they are , in a long time from now every single life form will be domesticated from micro to huge . We will live in a sterile environment
and there will be no humour or twists from fact and we will be near perfect truth .

If , for example , you walk through a Mall and use the concept that laughter is , say , from the Devil ,,,
as you walk you notice who is laughing and you suddenly see 'many laughing' and as you look at them as you walk by you begin to feel uneasy as you pick up on something in the atmosphere whatever , but it is scary and you will have to stop that concept in applicatiuon because soon you end up looking straight into Satan's eyes in each person you see laughing .

Ouch lol .

EDIT ; I laugh all the time and try to be funny . However there is something going on with this laughter and it aint funny lol . oh my .

Oh, Mooomooo, you just crack me up LOL You bring such fun to this forum.

But......what if laughter was of God and you went to the mall and you looked at everyone that was smiling and when ever they smiled you saw their connection to God? I have heard that "Masters" laugh a lot and have no problem even laughing about themselves. I have found that I used to be very serious, and in my thoughts. People would come up to me and say why are you so serious? I did not know why, but I just had no reason to smile. Now I smile all the time and even though I am just smiling without a "reason" people smile back at me. Oh, that reminds me of an article I wrote. I'll post it else where : )

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Angleeyes brought up an interesting idea. What if we could change the future after it is written? Personally, I believe that our futures are not written in stone. We can see one future based on the way things are right now, but one small decision that we make in five seconds can change that future. Now the future is not what we foresaw, but something different, even if slightly different. The action of making a prophecy can be enough to change what was seen. Pretty much any action could change a prophecy about the end of the world, with as many people there are in the world, one small change can change the outcome of a prediction.

As l said before you can all start unpacking ,,, the end of the world is not near .

Apparently there is a rumour going around up in Heaven that the world almost ended once before and there was only one guy left and he asked God ,

" God where is everyone ? "

and God said , " up here in Heaven , 'ninny' "

And the Man asked , If l'm still alive then it's not the end of the world is it .

And God said ,. " 'Darn' you're right l never thought of that ,, .

And the Man said " what do l do

now Lord ? "

And God said , " you will have to kill yourself , my son "

And the Man said ," No way ! "

And God said , " oy vay " " I knew this might happen ,, now l have to start all over " ,

"Okay Adam you win you can stay " .

lol.